A haiku…
I got my flu shot.
Why did I get my flu shot?
I feel like poo-poo.
(Thank God it’s Poetry Wednesday, ’cause I can’t write any more than this. I’m going back to bed.)
Cheers (cough, hack, bitch, moan),
Max
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