There Are Worse Things I Could Do…

I’m Rizzo.  Like Stockard Channing, in “Grease.”  Like Dustin Hoffman, in “Midnight Cowboy.”  Like that Muppet.
I’m a rat.
Walk into any Chinese restaurant and before they bring you your Hot and Sour Soup, look for the first symbol on the Chinese Zodiac, and you’ll find me and you will quickly learn everything you need to know [...]