2009 October 31 « Never Was Cool

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This blog contains gratuitous amounts of the following and, as such, may be wholly inappropriate for most audiences:

*Profanity (fuckin' a)
*Obscenity (the author notes that, much like the Supreme Court, the reader will know it when the reader sees it)
*Nudity (i.e., lots of side boobs, usually the author's)
*Violence (the author threatens people. With profanity. And nudity. A lot.)
*Bigotry (the author holds a deep hatred for Yankees)
*Drug References (the author owns a Physicians Desk Reference and knows how to use it through years of personal experimentation and repeated bar - the author means lab - testing)
*Graphic Sex (the author occasionally draws stick figures doing it, because the author thinks it's funny)
*Adult Situations (the author has no idea what these are, but HBO always lists them, so the author figured he better list them here, too)
*Other Shit That A Lot of People Probably Won't Like

I Smell Dead People

I have something important to tell all of you – another confession, really.
I’m a superhero. I have secret superpowers. Don’t believe me?
Check-it:
I’m able to leap a box of Franzia in a single bound, and 1 time out of 10, I don’t fall down.
I can open a jar (I hand it to Gradon and whine).
I own [...]

10/31/2009
Categories: stories . Tags: migraine, hperosmia, super hero, superhero, super power, superpower, dead people, ghosts, Halloween, All Saints Day, Day of the Dead . Author: Max . Comments: 3 Comments

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