A New Holiday

 
Apparently, we’re celebrating National Asshole Day here in Georgia today.
I learned this on my way to work this morning, when I discovered that I was sharing the road with every asshole in the fucking state.  People were driving worse than normal through the ghetto, and that’s really saying something.
I realize that it’s extremely difficult to [...]

Hush, Hush, Sweet Max

 
One of the strangest things about the South is that we (“we,” meaning Southerners, as a whole) don’t talk about things.  The unwritten (and unspoken, for that matter) rule is that, everything is fine as long as you don’t talk about it.
Is Momma eat up with the cancer?  It’ll be okay – just don’t talk [...]